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Disclaimer:I don't own Hey Arnold or have anything to do with it......I think I'm allowed to write the folowing story but I'm not sure ^.~
~For every Sane Reason in the Universe~
________________________June 10th,2014,Las Vegas_____________________________
Helga Pataki laughed as the man held out his fist at her.She laughed even harderhen the man gave her a scowl.But she didn't laugh when the man held a gun to her head.
"I know you won 100$ at the slots tonight,and I'm gonna ask you ONE MORE TIME: Where is the money?" The man scowled.
Helga reached into her purse,shaking her head.She grabbed one of her many hundred dollar bills and handed it to the man."You know,I have alot more than 100$,sir. If you could tell me the truth to one question,and lead me to a certain person,you'll have complete access to my bank account.And you should know who I am, sir.Or atleast I hope for your sake you know."The man looked at the author,whom he know was practicly rooling in dough. Full access to her,Helga Pataki's,bank account?Was this women crazy?He just shook his head and loaded the revolver.
"Access first.Or else,I shoot your head off."Two other men approached behind him as he said this and restrained him.
"DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE LOCATION OF WORLD FAMOUS AUTHOR DENNIS ARNOLD?"One of the men shoted into the buglar's left ear.
"No sir!I know he was kidnapped just yesterday,here in Vegas and that Dennis ain't his real name,but Arnold is.They say he ain't got no last name.Well,and he is the writer of For Every Sane Reason in the Universe. That's all I know sir.I swear it!"the bugaler whined.Helga shook her head and waved her hand.The body guards dropped the man and escourted Helga into the Flamingo Hilton.
When one of the body guards unlocked the door to her room,Helga stepped in,turned on the lamp,switched the TV to the cable channel,and collapsed on her bed.She pulled a locket out of the pink coat she was wearing before casting it aside.In the locket was the picture of a 25-year-old man with a football shaped head and large stalks of hair.Blonde hair to be exact."Oh Arnold!"Helga whined,"Where have you gotten off to?I am in the exact hotel where you were last seen,and it's almost as if you just vanished!Where have you gotten to, my love? Defiently,I hope you have not meet your maker!I swear on my love for you that I will tell you!I swear, if it's the last thing I do!"
__________________June 10th,2007,Last Day of school_____________________________
A girl with waist-long blonde hair sat at her desk reading.Her pink shirt was barly a belly shirt and her capris hugged her thin figure.All of a sudden,a tall boy with spiked brown hair and a long nose comes up to her with a smile.
"Why miss Helga!I wanna tell you that I fancy you!"The tall boy said,looking deeply into her eyes.
"Stinky,you tell me that every day......"Helga sighed.
"But today it's different, miss Helga!I wanna marry you!"
"Stinky,how many times do I have to tell you?I don't fancy any boy who's even asked me to a latte! More or less,you,who asks me,on the spot,to marry him!I don't 'fancy' you!Got it?I don't fancy Gerald,or Harold,or Park,or Sid,or Eugene!I don't love anyone who loves me!GOT IT?"Stinky's lip quivered as she said this.
"Miss Helga.......I hope you ain't tryin to tell me that you're.....well....like miss Lila and Miss Ruth!You know, screwed up in the head thinkin' theys be in love with each other........."
"No,Stinky,I'm not a lesbian. In fact,I do love someone in this grade..."
"Certainly not a girl, miss Helga!"
"No,Stinky.....I'm in love with a BOY in this grade.I've been in love with him since preschool."
"Well,it can't be Eugene or Harold or Gerald or Sid or Park or me.....is it Lorenzo?Or....no....it would not be Arnold!I mean, you've been cruel to him since,well, forever!"
"Well,sayonara, Stinky.I'm not going to continue wasting my time talking to you about love affairs. Especially mine."
One by one,throughout the day,the boys in Helga's grade all asked her one thing or another."Will you marry me?" being the most popular.All but one boy asked her a question about love.And his name was Arnold.
When the final bell rang,Helga took a deep breath and walked up to Arnold."Hey Arnoldo.....can I walk home with you?I kinda need to tell you something...."
"Sure Helga."Arnold said,looking at her blankly.
Arnold, like Helga, hadn't dated anyone in forever.Arnold's whole world went upside down 2 monthes previously when Lila admitted she was a lesbian.That is when Helga stepped in,trying to cheer up Arnold and befriended him.She was all ready to tell him now...all ready.
"Ready?"Arnold asked,watching Helga smile pleasently.
"Yeah...."the girl responded carefully.
The two walked outside.Acctualy,all the way to Helga's house they didn't say anything to each other.Finally,outside Helga's house,they stopped.Helga looked up about an inch to see arnolds eyes. 'I guess this is it........'Helga thought,collecting her courage.
"What are you going to be now Helga?"Arnold said,breaking her thoughts.
"Oh,um...I'm going to be a writer...you?"
"Me too!Hey,if we come famous enough,we could write a book together!Hey I have an idea!When we're 25,on this date,let's meet in Las Vegas at the Flamingo Hilton!"
"For every sane reason in the universe!Isn't Las Vegas dangerous?"
"Nope,we'll be fine....."
"Well,Arnold...ther is a reason why I had you walk with me tonight....truth is,I want to tell you something.But something always happened,like you didn't hear me,or I never got it out!But Arnold....well,Arnold......I,I.....I....I...l...l-l-l-o-"
"Hey Helga!You coming in?" Bob yelled through an open door.
"I love Las Vegas!And I promise you on my life I'l be there!See ya' Arnoldo!I'm leving for California in the morning!Good ol' Principle Dimple gave me my diploma early.Sayonara,Arnoldo!See you June 10th 2014!"
The young women turned around and ran into her house,trying not to show the tears in her eyes.
_____________________June 10th,2010,Airport__________________________
A negro boy with tall black hair yelled out to a figure getting off an airplane."Hey Arnold! Whats up? Heard you got your 5th book published!"
"Yeah....."Arnold responded gently.
The boy lead him out to a parking lot where he unlocked a station wagon's door."Sorry about the ride man.Phoebe said it would be better for the kids.I wanted to get a sports car,but she said a station wagon could fit more people.She wouldn't even let me get a hovering station wagon!Nooooo...it just had to be the ground...."The boy commented,rolling his eyes.
"Hey,it's fine Gerald.Hey,Gerald....has the gang been around latly?"
"Well Lila and your one crush from the 4th grade,you remember Ruth,right?Anyhow,they went outta the country to someplace lesbians can marry."Gerald paused and laughed."Weird how you fell in love with two lesbians!"
"That's not funny,Gerald."Arnold responded in a serious tone.
"Anyhow,Harold went to colledge.Last thing you'd expect from him!Well,of course Pheebs is my wife,and Rhonda is off spending her cash in like Wales or someplace around there....Stinky went down south to be a farmer and I hear he's married to an ol' hick farmer from the south kinda bride...Sid,well both of us know about his newest movie coming out tomarrow.And of course Helga is off in California blazing in all the glory-not to mention the cash flow-of her newest romance novel..."Gerald paused."Outta all the gang I'd wanna be her right now....Think of all the cash and all the followers!Whoo-whoo!I'd love it!WELL....whats up Arnold,my man?"
"Well...getting MY latest romance novel out wasn't exactly the easiest thing to do.Its so sappy and depressing,I don't think anyone will like it,Gerald.I started out doing wonderful writing sci-fi/comedy books,but now all I can do is write sad romances.I just don't know Gerald......"
"The wife will reaad it.Phoebe likes your sad sappy Romances,but,no offense man,they're to sappy for me.Hey,but the tissue companys have to love you now!Hey,who you stuck up on?I want the action books back!"
"I don't love anyone, Gerald........."Arnold lied.She was all he could think about,all that existed in him.She was all he was,and all he wasn't.She was the air he breathed,and all the might and power within him.She was all that mattered.Allllll.
_______________________________June 10th,2014,Flamingo Hilton__________________
"Oh Arnold!"Helga wailed,holding her locket close to her heart.
A sharp knocking came at the door.Helga reclocted herself,but before she could get up to open the door,it burst open.
"Are you a certain miss Helga Pataki?"A man asked with sharp,cruel eyes.
"Y-yes s-sir....."Helga trailed off.The man came closer and held a gun to her head.
"If you want it easy,you will come with us,miss Pataki,without any screaming or fuss.And you know,miss Pataki,guys with guns are WAY more powerful than a young women with a pen..................."
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Author's note:Hey,this was a killer of a chapter to write...I can't believe how much I omited and it still looks good!I hope you like it!It's a hard story line to write,but all for you enjoying ^.~.Okay,this time,I came up with the title.No stealing from songs or anything!^-^ I'm sooooo proud of me!Okay,in my opinon,this chapter is just the right length.If you have any complants about length,just put 'long' or 'short.I don't have the heart for anything long on that -_-'.
Hey!Thanx for reading and plz review with a truthful opinon.I'm working on the 2nd chapter as you read this!
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